Only 364 More Days Until Valentine's Day!

Hey there.  How you doin'?  God damn you're looking good...

So...how excited are you?  Hm?  It's coming up, isn't it?  It's right around the corner, huh?  Yeah...I bet you're so excited you can hardly control yourself...I can see the way you're looking at me right now...all intense, trembling slightly, that mean look on your face like you're just going to throw me down on the bed and have your way with me...

That's what usually happens to a woman when Valentine's Day is right around the corner.  And I can't wait either, baby.  Only 364 more days until we get to celebrate that special day together...only 364 more days until Valentine's Day...

I know, my darling, last year I forgot.  But the past is in the past and here we are today, a brand new day, with Valentine's Day just staring at us 364 short days away.  Before you know it, it will be only 284 days away.  And then 212 days.  In the blink of an eye it will be 179 days away.  I'd better start looking for reservations now, huh?!

What's that?  What's that you say?  Yesterday?  Sweetie, our lives are filled with yesterdays.  Don't get hung up on yesterdays.  Focus on tomorrow (when it will be 363 short days until Valentine's Day).  I used to live life looking backwards too, honey, but now I'm looking straight ahead...

What's that?  How could I forget what?  I haven't forgotten anything...I'm telling you...it's only 364 days away!  Think about that.  Your boyfriend knows exactly how many days there are until Valentine's Day.  How many of your lady friends can say that?  That they have a boyfriend wonderful enough to know exactly how many days there are until Valentine's Day?  I'll tell you how many...that's a number that's easy to count...zero.

What was I doing last night?  Wouldn't you rather know what we are doing tonight?  Guess.  I'll give you a hint.  It rhymes with "mitza and a boovie."  Oh, and a 24 pack of "Mudweiser" so we can get nice and "brunk."

I'm sorry?  Who saw me where?  With who?  I'll one-up you...who are you with right now?  Me!  That's right!  The greatest boyfriend in the world!  Oh, my sweet little confused Valenti- whoops!  Shouldn't get ahead of myself!

Well, anyway, I'm pretty tired...I didn't get a lot of sleep last night.  I'm gonna catch a few winks before we watch our "boovie" so wake me when the "mitza" gets delivered.

363 and a half days until Valentine's Day!  Seriously...how much do you love me!  Oh, and could you drop for the "mitza," babe?  I'm tapped out.

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Thanks for reading, everyone.  That was just a little piece I wrote a few years ago and sort of changed around a little bit.  I might do that from time to time.  Look for me to get back to the magic next time.  Thanks again, have a great weekend, and I'll talk to you later.